Unity Roll-a-Ball: Jeff Goldblum Edition

During my first year of university, I was tasked with a 2 week project of redesigning the famous Unity Roll-a-Ball tutorial. Initially, I'd made a robust ramp and roll game. It worked, sure, but it was pretty boring if I'm honest. I'd seen it  before. So in the space of a few hours, I decided to get weird. Inspired by my love of Jurassic Park, I set out to make the most Jeff Goldblum game ever. I think I succeeded. Albeit, it's also one of the worst games ever.